Linda has a very exhaustive wish list for Santa (for bonus points, quick, calculate the total value of this shopping gluttony). It's all pretty common and good, but one thing irks me. There are two phones on the list: the ho-hum Motorola V505, and the pretty but overpriced Motorola Razr v3. No smartphones!? Come on! The Audiovox SMT 5600 may not be glamorous, but it's a solid phone, cheap to obtain, and blows the Razr away in terms of functionality. And Motorola's MPx220 may be a cursed child, but when you get a working one, it's at least better than the V505. And I'm not even mentioning sexy exotic imports like the I-mate JAM...